Nirvana

Nirvana (Unplugged in New York)WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT -
Tune down a Half-Step (Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb)
Voicings:
E5 - 022x0x or 022x00
A - x0222x
G - 320033 or 320003
B - x2444x
B/F# - 22444x

Intro: E5 (E) (F#) (G) (E) A G B B/F# E5 [Repeat 2x]

E5 A G
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
B B/F# E5
Tell me where did you sleep last night
E5
In the pines, in the pines
A G
Where the sun don't ever shine
B B/F# E5
I would shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
Her husband, was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body never was found
[Repeat first verse]
Interlude: play verse progression
[Repeat second verse gently]
[Repeat first verse loudly]
My girl, my girl, where will ya go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, the pines
The sun, the shine
I'll shiver the whole night through
[Repeat Interlude]

the sandwich

i've been making a sandwich for lunch, or whenever... it's turned into my favorite, i call it the Dyslexic BLT. it's a BCTT, Bacon, Cheese, Turkey, and Tomato... good on white or whole grain bread
enjoy

the wreck

so, saturday morning, i'm on my way home, stopped first in line at the light at mexico and hwy K, in the left going straight lane. a car (we'll call it Car A) pulls up and stops on my left, in the right left turn lane. everyone following along? got the picture? when all of a sudden, BANG, some blonde ditz (we'll call her car B) hits car A next to me, not very hard, but enough to do some minor damage. Lady A gets out and starts walking back to see the damage. Ditz B is now going to attempt to help lady A see the damage, and proceeds backing up..... HONK.... BANG. yup, she hit the pick-up truck that had pulled up and stopped behind her (truck C, for those keeping track)
what a fuckin idiot

father's day

bless me father, it's been quite a while since my last blog entry...
well, it's father's day, which we're hosting at our house this year. i've had a big estrogen fest so far this weekend, after cutting the grass, i swiffer dusted everything (not as orgasmic as the commercial makes it look), sponge mopped and swiffered all the floors, vacuumed all the carpets, and cleaned both bathrooms extensively. i still have to make the shrimp marinade, and figure out what i'm going to do with the steaks, a dry rub perhaps.. i dunno yet. then it'll be about time to fire up the mega grill. i'll try to squeeze in a minute to relax for father's day if i get a chance.
happy father's day you mothers!